I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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