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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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• (509): View more from Washington

  went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Houston, we have a problem

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  where are u?

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs

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• (509): View more from Washington

  You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......

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