Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?