He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.