Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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