woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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