i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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