Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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