When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
3pm strippers are depressing
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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