Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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