But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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