Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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