i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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