I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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