Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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