yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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