i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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