I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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