I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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