So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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