dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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