I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
