Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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