On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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