sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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