eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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