Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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