Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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