I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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