The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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