I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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