her vagine was all disorganized.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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