I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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