Whod you bang
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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