just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
