I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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