Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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