ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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