i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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