thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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