I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It was confusing and full of hummus
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
