We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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