like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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