Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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