A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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