Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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