every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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