if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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