anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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