It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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