dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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