i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
