I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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