Small penises have feelings too.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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